May 2013
May 23rd
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today i got a weird sunburn and also my brother graduated. 
May 23rd
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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80% annoyed because a job offer lead me on for two weeks only to tell me that they aren’t hiring just for the summer.  The world is full of punks. 
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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can someone give me a good desert joke? all of the ones I come up with are dry.  
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I’m going to an amusement park on a field trip as a chaperone for middle school children tomorrow.  how is this allowed when i am an actual child myself. 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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watching my parents type is the cutest thing because they do the whole two pointer fingers deal. 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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spacejard: how the hell did colorado end up being such a cool state what can i say? we cool. 
May 21st
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sad and sleepy
May 21st
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[[MORE]]All my friends in Oklahoma are safe but I’m still really worried about them!  I wish I could just gather them all up and bring them to my house! 
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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guessblog: chronicallylate: i’m slightly colorblind it sucks How many colors am I holding up?
May 20th
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May 20th
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shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
May 20th
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plsblowme: My selfie isn’t going to reblog itself I don’t know what you all are doing
May 20th
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May 20th
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my bed is covered with half-completed job applications and it feels weirdly symbolic. 
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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WatchWatch
Time to party. 
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Chuckiy is literally in two hangouts at the same time what a mess. 
May 19th
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um if its not too much to ask…can you kids please tag your vidcon posts? 
May 19th
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May 19th
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penaz: Michael Moore & Ryan Lewis
May 19th
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kaileighmarie: Chuckiy keeps ending everything with “lemore” and i can’t tell if it makes me want to kiss him less or lemore
May 19th
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slydig: slydig: welcome to swaggie land population: me i lost 3 followers
May 19th
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